i’m gonna need paul heyman to accompany me at

  • job interviews
  • first dates
  • doctor appointments
  • when i see people i used to be friends with
  • whenever someone in my family asks what i’m doing with my life


possibly the best headline ive seen all month


being so fucking attracted to someone who’s famous feels so fucking ridiculous like you know you have no chance with them in any way at all like you barely have a chance to fucking meet them

but you still just

are so attracted to them

so, so attracted to them


Paramore x Fall Out Boy by Jack Edinger




where is patrick’s chill anymore


time to listen to fall out boy really loudly and forget I suck